MAILBAG: Raccoon Blood, Alligator Ass & a Rhinoceros Pencil
Sep 7, 2026 · 1h 15m
Summary
Hosts James, Clint, and Ryan discuss the movie *The Great Outdoors* and answer listener mail. They share wild stories, including a man who ate raccoons and developed a blood-craving parasite, and a driver who spit his drink after hearing a joke on the show. The crew also reviews fan-suggested films like *Christmas Comes to Willow Creek* and *Pray for Death*, while joking about Spike TV and alligator lore. The episode concludes with a rapid-fire review of physical DVDs sent in by fans, including *Mannequin* and *Smokey and the Bandit*.
Topics discussed
Sponsors: Toyota and FX Is Adults
Intro, Mailbag Song, and How to Contact
Great Outdoors memories and Battlefield Earth
Teenage movie regrets and Vampires
Great Outdoors rewatch and Christmas movie recs
Raccoon hunting, parasites, and vampire powers
Deadliest Warrior ID and house demolition tactics
Comedy challenges and guest announcements
Racist Spears joke and Barking Crow
Great Outdoors trivia and bear training
Patreon push and North Carolina trip
Alligator stories and capture methods
Wisconsin weather and Fatty movie titles
Road trip stories and highway accidents
Mailbag: Movies, snacks, and international gifts
Stephen Segal CD punishment and movie recs
Matt Mulholland's rhino pencil sharpener
Action figures, shot glasses, and outro
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