#277 John Carpenter's Vampires (1998): Did Critics Get It Wrong?
Summary
The hosts of Bad Movies Rule review John Carpenter’s 1998 film *Vampires*, featuring guests Dave, Clint Bush, and comedian Luke Borchard. They critique the movie’s low ratings, James Woods’ performance, and Daniel Baldwin’s presence, while mocking the absurd vampire-hunting tactics and plot holes. The episode blends film analysis with humorous banter about the cast, special effects, and the film’s questionable logic.
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Intro and Guest Luke's Stand-Up Background
Movie Premise and Vampire Hunting Rules
Scene Analysis: The First Vampire Hunt
The Hooker, The Hotel, and James Woods' Acting
Vampire Lore: Dirt, Garlic, and Cauterizing Wounds
The Mission Attack and Santiago Town Raid
The Ritual, The Priest, and Movie Logic Failures
Recasting the Movie with Arnold Schwarzenegger
Awards: Best and Worst Acting Performances
Awards: One Scene Wonder and Supporting Roles
Final Verdicts and Next Week's Teen Wolf
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