#273 - Firewalker (1986): Scene By Scene Riff
Jul 31, 2026 · 2h 24m
Summary
The hosts of Bad Movies Rule review the 1986 Chuck Norris film Firewalker, joined by guest Jim Freer. They critique the movie’s nonsensical plot, confusing geography, and tonal inconsistencies, noting it was made from a spec script not intended for production. The episode highlights absurd scenes, such as cartoonish sound effects and illogical character actions, while discussing the cast and the film's poor critical reception.
Topics discussed
Intro ads and show opening
Confusion over the movie's plot and setting
Guest intro, director, and cast background
IMDb scores and Patreon promotion
Desert traps and Chuck's shooting skills
Patricia's map, the bar, and the skull dagger
Native tribe, snake girl, and storage room
Plane crash, bar fight, and Chuck's kick
Disguises, river crossing, and VW float
Gold discovery, Tall Eagle's death, and ending
Awards: Best Actor and Worst Performance
One-scene wonders and final verdict
Outro and North Carolina recording announcement
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