No Such Thing As Fish
Summary
Zach claims God spoke to him through a burning chair, declaring him the true Pope and the hosts as saints. The group debates the theological implications and the absurdity of the situation, while also discussing a priest's unexpected invoice and the difference between chairs and seats.
Topics discussed
Intro and Patreon plug
Recap: The burning chair and the missing priest
The priest's surprise invoice and donation demand
Deciding to email the Catholic Church in anger
Confessing lies about the chair and spare seats
Debate: Chair vs Seat and the ad break tease
Zach reveals God's message and claims Papacy
God's prophecies: Linen craft and coffee miracle
Naming the new Saints and the Pope's new name
Reflections on the absurdity and past memories
Broden's anger at the false church and lineage
The Pope's burden: Wives, children, and Costco
Mayonnaise sandwich debate and betrayal prophecy
Steam room vs Steam Deck pun and Mary McKillop
Lucy's sainthood and the Time Warp plan
Performance: The Time Warp parody
Year 12 musicals and connective tissue stories
Outro: Next week's fish episode and show format
Sponsor: Citizens Bank
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