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Boiled Parsnips 56: Gold Card Renewal

Sep 8, 2026 · 38m

Summary

Andy and Andrew discuss Halloween monsters, the rising cost of tubs, and the best way to eat an onion. They debate football managers, share a fake Sean Dyche memo, and quiz each other on 1976 pop acts. The episode also features a fictional story about darts players at a restaurant and a review of a ray gun firmware update.

Topics discussed

Lowe's Labor Day appliance and garden soil deals Halloween greeting and favorite monster discussion Podcast t-shirt and clothing size banter Performance of original song about swollen head Apologies for missed episodes and health check Christmas food price predictions and acting impressions Best way to eat an onion and sandwich debate Sailors vs sailing and watching football on phone Goalkeeper gloves and farm animal in living room Coach trip choice: Harry Redknapp vs Sean Dyche Parody of Talk Sport radio segment with Jim White Protein pints advertisement parody Mark Lawrenson interview: sandwiches vs long throws Memory Man quiz: 1983 Horse of the Year show Lowe's and ZocDoc sponsorships Sean Dyche's 'Forest Way' memo reading Listener questions: Greggs loyalty and scampi fries Naming a pig and a play about Oldham 1976 Top of the Pops quiz and Boro vs Newcastle Ray gun firmware update and Slaughter's restaurant story Dog jaw pressure, roadworks, and family businesses Closing remarks and final listener shoutouts Lowe's Labor Day deals outro
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