Boiled Parsnips 56: Gold Card Renewal
Sep 8, 2026 · 38m
Summary
Andy and Andrew discuss Halloween monsters, the rising cost of tubs, and the best way to eat an onion. They debate football managers, share a fake Sean Dyche memo, and quiz each other on 1976 pop acts. The episode also features a fictional story about darts players at a restaurant and a review of a ray gun firmware update.
Topics discussed
Lowe's Labor Day appliance and garden soil deals
Halloween greeting and favorite monster discussion
Podcast t-shirt and clothing size banter
Performance of original song about swollen head
Apologies for missed episodes and health check
Christmas food price predictions and acting impressions
Best way to eat an onion and sandwich debate
Sailors vs sailing and watching football on phone
Goalkeeper gloves and farm animal in living room
Coach trip choice: Harry Redknapp vs Sean Dyche
Parody of Talk Sport radio segment with Jim White
Protein pints advertisement parody
Mark Lawrenson interview: sandwiches vs long throws
Memory Man quiz: 1983 Horse of the Year show
Lowe's and ZocDoc sponsorships
Sean Dyche's 'Forest Way' memo reading
Listener questions: Greggs loyalty and scampi fries
Naming a pig and a play about Oldham
1976 Top of the Pops quiz and Boro vs Newcastle
Ray gun firmware update and Slaughter's restaurant story
Dog jaw pressure, roadworks, and family businesses
Closing remarks and final listener shoutouts
Lowe's Labor Day deals outro
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