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Armchair Anonymous: Nurses III

Oct 9, 2026 · 50m

Summary

This episode of Armchair Anonymous features four nurses sharing their most intense and bizarre patient experiences. The stories include a paraplegic man with a severe scrotal infection requiring the removal of thousands of maggots, a patient who secretly drained his own blood from a central line to fake symptoms, a man who lost his penis to gangrene caused by a metal cock ring, and a nurse practitioner’s encounter with a patient in the Pacific Northwest.

Topics discussed

Intro and Nurse Prompt announcement Sponsor: Quince holiday gifts Sponsor: McDonald's Quarter Pounder deal Andy's story: Maggots in scrotal wound Shoutouts and introduction of Kelly Kelly's story: Unexplained GI bleed Sponsor: Gusto payroll software Sponsor: NoBull training gear Sponsor: Helix mattresses Sponsor: BetterHelp therapy Kelly's story: Auto-vamp patient Kelly's outro and family shoutout Arizona nurse: Penile amputation story Sponsor: Squarespace Sponsor: Walden University Sponsor: Superhuman AI assistant Arizona nurse: Wound care and discharge Introduction of Chris (Oregon nurse) Chris's stories: Trauma and self-harm Discussion on suicide and mental health Outro and random questions
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