Tom Poops The Bucket, Bert Shit The Bed | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
Jun 29, 2026 · 1h 6m
Summary
Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer celebrate the unexpected Black audience for Bert’s show *Bad Thoughts* and discuss celebrity reactions. They explore Bert’s sobriety journey, noting how it has made him nastier but more boundary-driven. The duo shares wild stories about DMT experiences, digestive issues, and their fathers’ embarrassing habits.
Topics discussed
Celebrating the success of 'Bad Thoughts' and audience reception
Production timeline and post-production challenges
Reactions from Shane Gillis, JT, and other comedians
Mountain Dew sponsorship and American summer memories
Aging, sobriety, and the 'sober influencer' culture
Tom's DMT experience and self-examination
Setting boundaries, sleep health, and DraftKings ad
A-Rod documentary and personal growth
Black graduation videos and Rafael Nadal documentary
Hair loss treatment with Hims and Babbel ad
Posthumous merch drops and celebration of life ideas
Psychedelics, gut health, and shitting pants stories
Locker room stories and ancestral diet theories
Sock Doc sponsorship and closing remarks
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