Patrice O’Neal Destroyed Me | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
Jun 15, 2026 · 1h 16m
Summary
Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura discuss Bert’s wife’s abrasive behavior, the cultural significance of Publix in Florida, and the history of Daniel Boone. They explore the French Revolution’s suppression of new ideas, comparing it to modern cancel culture. The conversation shifts to Patrice O’Neill’s brutal mentorship of Bert, his death, and their differing views on funerals versus celebrations of life.
Topics discussed
Intro: Wife stories and survival mechanisms
Publix subs and Florida boat day memories
Mountain Dew ad and Daniel Boone documentary
Sponsors: Shopify and HIMS
The French Revolution and the invention of the meter
Sponsors: BetterHelp, NetSuite, and DraftKings
Stories about Patrice O'Neal's brutal honesty
Planning our own funerals and guest lists
Noga Erasi, Goose vs Geese, and horror movies
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