Fat Tommy Vs Skinny Tom | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
Jul 27, 2026 · 1h 3m
Summary
Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer discuss the evolution of comedian fashion, Tom’s past weight loss, and the "fat uniform," and Tom’s deep dive into documentaries on Patient Zero and the Concorde. They explore storytelling techniques, comparing original accounts to embellished retellings, and reflect on midlife crises. The conversation concludes with a hypothetical plan to sell their homes and live in apartments across five global cities.
Topics discussed
Comedian uniforms and the 'Fat Guy' shirt
Body image, Lindy West, and different types of fat
Physical changes, lip rumors, and Ralphie's weight loss
Visceral fat and the 'hard fat' experience
AIDS stigma, Patient Zero, and family history
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Documentaries on Polio and the Concorde
Regretting past binge eating and drinking habits
Storytelling, Henry Rollins, and the Boston Tea Party
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Hulk Hogan, Macho Man, and wrestling memories
The five-city apartment plan and travel logistics
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Midlife crisis, Leanne's happiness, and life goals
Defining happiness, creative energy, and family moments
Sober health metrics: heart rate and sleep
Sweat, Craig Robinson, and episode outro
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