Bert Gets Bullied By Lou Reed's Ghost | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
Jul 13, 2026 · 1h 14m
Summary
Bert Kreischer shares a story about hallucinating Lou Reed criticizing his music taste, leading to a discussion on whether artists would actually like him. He and Tom Segura review Bert’s most-played songs to determine which musicians would accept him, joking about figures like Kid Rock and Jimmy John. The duo then analyze viral clips from the show "Subway Takes," debating hot takes on gentrification in Bed-Stuy. Finally, Bert discusses his upcoming return to drinking and his research into alcoholism.
Topics discussed
Intro and comedian personas
Lou Reed and pretentious artists
Kurt Vile and music snobbery
Wilco, Jeff Tweedy, and gay music
Sponsors: Mountain Dew, Manscaped, Hims
Deleting artists who wouldn't like you
Kid Rock's White House replica
Jimmy John's and Papa John's
Underwear habits and Theo Von
Sponsors: Acorns, BetterHelp, Shopify
Subway Takes and Bed-Stuy gentrification
Airport boarding status and privilege
Gentrification and woke culture
Flexibility challenges and sobriety
Alcoholism, audiobooks, and peak male
Oregon graduation and hiking
Four-year-old rope swing controversy
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