2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

Bert Gets Bullied By Lou Reed's Ghost | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Jul 13, 2026 · 1h 14m

Summary

Bert Kreischer shares a story about hallucinating Lou Reed criticizing his music taste, leading to a discussion on whether artists would actually like him. He and Tom Segura review Bert’s most-played songs to determine which musicians would accept him, joking about figures like Kid Rock and Jimmy John. The duo then analyze viral clips from the show "Subway Takes," debating hot takes on gentrification in Bed-Stuy. Finally, Bert discusses his upcoming return to drinking and his research into alcoholism.

Topics discussed

Intro and comedian personas Lou Reed and pretentious artists Kurt Vile and music snobbery Wilco, Jeff Tweedy, and gay music Sponsors: Mountain Dew, Manscaped, Hims Deleting artists who wouldn't like you Kid Rock's White House replica Jimmy John's and Papa John's Underwear habits and Theo Von Sponsors: Acorns, BetterHelp, Shopify Subway Takes and Bed-Stuy gentrification Airport boarding status and privilege Gentrification and woke culture Flexibility challenges and sobriety Alcoholism, audiobooks, and peak male Oregon graduation and hiking Four-year-old rope swing controversy
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